What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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