Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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