Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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