A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
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Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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