you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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