I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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