Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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