No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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