Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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