did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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