I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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