I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
