No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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