i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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