At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
