so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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