i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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