Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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