I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
