I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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