If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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