Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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