I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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My penis needs a shock collar
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize