He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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