If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
lets start a swedish sibling band together
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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