"it" just moved
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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