She announced her abortion via fbk
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
