does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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