If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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