you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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