my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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