He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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