no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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