Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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