i already hear my dad disowning me
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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