I wannas sexs uuuuu
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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