hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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