Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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