Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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