hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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