can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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