I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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