How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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