I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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