Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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