Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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