i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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