Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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