my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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