sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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