yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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