No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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