you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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