Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
This house was built for laser tag.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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