Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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