were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Randomize