Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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