ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Non-Jews are for practice
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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